I handed him the note pad where he would write down his drafts and he was quiet for a while. What i thought was a serious stuff turned out to be funny and I wanted to share how his first entry goes.
OW JOB !
Did u know that the 'name' itself of our job tells everything what we do?here are some funny things that happened when I tried to de-fine (lose the real fine meaning) of some of the jobs in the philippines...some maybe funny but maybe happening...
I mentioned PHILIPPINES.. uunlad pa b tlga pilipinas..? wag ka na umasa.trace ur history!.. o PHILIppines ( choose,elect) pili tayo ng pili ng presidente wala naman pagbbgo.. phiLIPpines ( labe,bibig) puro lang lip service.no action!... philiPPines ( mute,speechless,no voice).. la tyo boses,if we have, they would just land on deaf ears! ...pHILIppines ( from the word ' hilly') tlgang baku baku at masalimuot na tlga buhay natin dito...so wats left 4 us... anu b dulo ng philippINES...kaines!!!
ok.jobs na tayo.who else will come first.. el presidente
PRESIDENT.PRES-i-dent ( ipitin,ilugmok) .. pres-I-dent ( ako)..sya pala d ako..pres-i- DENT( ngipin!) the president will push and press us till our last tooth!
VICE - PRESIDENT - same as the president, may VICE nga lang,do i still hav to define? pwede din BUYS ( bilmoko) bilin ko to, bilin ko un
SECRETARY - obvious ito.. SECRET (lihim,tnatago ) ARY ( possession) .. d mo tlga mabisto mga pag aari nla,...
SENATOR - SENATor ( feverish, may lagnat)..the best excuse when accused!..senATOR ( end of alligator..gator ) ..
enough na. but i want to clarify that i de- fined the word philippines and the rest of the words SEPARATELY .. huh.
De- fine ko na nga lang job ko.I might be incriminated ur honor. actually , its there in the word JOB.
yes, im an OB... OBSTETRICIAN. there are several types of this special branch of medicine
Owl Busters ( laging puyat)
On- stage Beauty ( beautiful OB)
Off-stage Bakekang ( not beautiful OB)
Obsolete Beauty ( matandang OB)
Olways Beside ( iha, ako OB mo.nka mask lang ako)
On Board ( iha,malapit na ko jan.dnt worry, abot ako)
Olways Booked (uy, dami patients)
Off Booked ( la patient)
Over Booked ( feeling may patient)
Olways Biyak (cs ng cs)
Oy B! (bading na OB)
Oh Biz (sikat na OB)
- Napaka Under Rated ng Salary ni Employer
NURSE -see also CALL CENTER AGENT
NURSE -see also SALES REPRESENTATIVE
NURSE -see also FLIGHT STEWARDEES
NURSE- see also EVENT ORGANIZER
NURSE-see also MD
To our colleague and friends who might be reading this entry, this is just for the laugh. I think riki just wanted to inject humor in his work and family life after all laughter is still the best medicine : )
For more of his wit and humor and the complete version of "OW JOB" please refer to the following link
http://www.rikimagpoc.blogspot.com
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